American Women

Joke of the day:) Typical American Woman has dimension like 90-60-90 (perfect European), but Americans are using inches instead of centimeters:P Sorry, it’s rude I know, but I couldn’t resit it.

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I think somebody in US government has lost his mind. The new idea to improve the security in air traffic is to give every passenger Safety Bracelet. It would have built-in GPS (and also a chip with personal information about passenger) and some kind of teaser which would shock him with electricity when he would step out the line. I think it’s crazy and somebody who invented it should be prisoned.

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To all workaholics

I’ve worked so much in last three weeks that when I’ve found below text I was laughing to tears. So, I dedicate it to all workaholics: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk is a workstation… what more can I say…

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Power of names

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. - My name is Carmen - she told him. - That’s beautiful name - he replied - Is it family name? - No, I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most: cars and men, What is your name? - B.J. Titsengolf

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I’m eating Czech cuisine everyday, and happily everyday it’s something new. Today I have eaten Hermelin. It’s mildew cheese. If you like this kind of food you must try it. It’s better than French ones, well in my opinion of course. When I was at the supermarket I saw Hermelin which was grilled, it can be good. Worth trying:) This post is starting the series “Peter - discoverer of the ancient…” Wait, no.

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Yesterday I’ve watched new Indiana Jones. As a big fan of this movie I was a little afraid about new one. Harrison Ford is not young, and to be adventurer with a hat and a whip you must be really healthy. But as Hollywood has best stunt men ever, it was pretty fun to watch Mr. Jones running and jumping most of time. Story is rather simple and, as it is always in such movies, naive.

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Ahoj from Czech

First of all I’ll explain meaning of the word “Ahoj”. It means simply “Hi”:) Yes, I’m learning Czech. I’ve found really funny Czech word “napad” which means “idea”. It’s funny because in Polish “napad” means “attack”. So, this is a nice one:) What can I say after three weeks of living in Czech Republic. I must say, I’m enjoying it! It’s very peaceful here. Everything has slower rhythm. And it’s very good place for people who like to see wonderful places.

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It have been a long time since my last post, but there were so many things do deal with… The main news for today is that I’ve became a Czech resident. I’m living in Brno from now and will work here also. I’ll try to write something more as soon as I get some experience in living here. For now take a look at my photos from Uherskie Hradiste (place I’ve spent first night in Czech) and the way to Brno.

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Women are dangerous!

Look what cheated woman is able to do! Think twice if you’re planning to have a fair.

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Fat Thursday

Today in Poland is the holiday called Fat Thursday. We’re celebrating the end of carnival (for Poland). From tomorrow if you’re catholic you cannot have fun and eat candies (well, not too much:)). So today I’m gonna eat as many donuts as I can. Donut is a traditional food for this day:) UPDATE: I’ve eaten 2 donuts today, not to good, I’m getting old:)

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