Funny

McDonalds discovers credit card!

This year we’re celebrating 15 years of McDonalds in Poland. Because of that Mac decided to run credit card payment for Polish customers. I must explain that credit cards are in Poland for several years now. But Mac avoided this way of making payments very long. Most of other restaurants had such service years earlier, even KFC. And people in Poland used to talk that our local companies are not up to date, but you see… not only Polish:)

Polish civil engineering

Funny thing happened in Kielce City in Poland. New parking lot was built in housing estate and there wouldn’t be anything funny about that, if not a cube hole in the middle of it. It happened because one of the residents went on holiday vacation and left car on old parking lot. Builders couldn’t move this car, so they built new parking lot around it. Now there is pretty hole!

Polish law is stupid!

It’s funny, but in real it’s sad, that such case can take place in civilized country. Where main party is called Law and Justice. It’s sick!

So woman! If you want make some money, take your husband, come to Poland and kill him. You will get a prize from our government for doing that!

Bored with your latte?

Bruce Lee face

and Apple Logo:)

If we are in the subject of coffee. These words are targeted to my friend who asked me if there is Starbucks in Poland, and where very surprised that there isn’t:) One of best coffee I’ve ever drunk was French Vanilla from Starbucks, yummy:)

CNN from yesterday

And as a word of explanation. I don’t think that only Americans are stupid. I’m sure that if such concert would take place in Poland, the situation would be the same. But maybe somebody could tell me how people can save our environment by polluting the air with their cars and by leaving tons of garbages. I really don’t know.

The only one person who get there by bicycle was the CNN reporter. I know that it’s very popular to be a poser nowadays, in every country on the globe, but I don’t think that it’s the right way to change something. How shallow must be human, who is happy because his friends are thinking that he is trying to do something good. But in reality he did nothing.

FBI in San Diego psychiatric hospital

Agent: “Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.”
Pizza Man: “And where would you like them delivered?”
Agent: “We’re over at the psychiatric hospital.”
Pizza Man: “To the psychiatric hospital?”
Agent: “That’s right. I’m an FBI agent.”
Pizza Man: “You’re an FBI agent?”
Agent: “That’s correct. Just about everybody here is.”
Pizza Man: “And you’re at the psychiatric hospital?”
Agent: “That’s correct. And make sure you don’t go through the
front doors.We have them locked. You will have to go
around the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.”
Pizza Man: “And you say you’re all FBI agents?”
Agent: “That’s right. How soon can you have them here?”
Pizza Man: “And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?”
Agent: “That’s right. We’ve been here all day, and we’re starving.”
Pizza Man: “How are you going to pay for all of this?”
Agent: “I have my checkbook right here.”
Pizza Man: “And you’re all FBI agents?”
Agent: “That’s right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you
remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service
entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.”
Pizza Man: “I don’t think so.”