Funny

Well, learn from Mythbusters!

Cheers = Na zdrowie

Joke of the day:)

Typical American Woman has dimension like 90-60-90 (perfect European), but Americans are using inches instead of centimeters:P

Sorry, it’s rude I know, but I couldn’t resit it.

I’ve worked so much in last three weeks that when I’ve found below text I was laughing to tears. So, I dedicate it to all workaholics:
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk is a workstation… what more can I say…

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him.

• My name is Carmen - she told him.
• That’s beautiful name - he replied - Is it family name?
• No, I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most: cars and men, What is your name?
• B.J. Titsengolf

Look what cheated woman is able to do! Think twice if you’re planning to have a fair.

Today in Poland is the holiday called Fat Thursday. We’re celebrating the end of carnival (for Poland). From tomorrow if you’re catholic you cannot have fun and eat candies (well, not too much:)). So today I’m gonna eat as many donuts as I can. Donut is a traditional food for this day:)

UPDATE: I’ve eaten 2 donuts today, not to good, I’m getting old:)

Subaru! Yeah, see what this car can do in snow!

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Music: Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

I’m 25 years old and currently I’m in USA, for a second time. I wanted to buy a pack of beer with my friend so we went to the liquor store. I knew that USA has strict rules about selling alcohol, so I’ve informed my friend to get his passport, I didn’t get mine. So, we got to the store, I’ve chosen Sam Adams Lager, friend of mine Sam Adams Octoberfest, but that’s not important. We came to the register and want to pay. Standard question about id, haha we’re prepared this time mister, I thought. But not, because seller wanted to see mine passport too. I had only driving license, I’ve explained. That’s not enough, said he:) OK, so I’m not taking my beers, but my friend want to buy some for him. No, he can’t. Why? Because he can give that beer to me, and I could drink it, and I’m not verified to be adult, 25 years old. So, no beer for tonight boys:)

Look what happened to woman hosting game show in Swedish TV. Do you think she’s pregnant? Only for people with hard nerves!

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Everyone must agree that pan is not especially pretty, so you don’t want to expose it. But look what crazy idea had the biggest telecom company in Poland to hide the pan. I wonder how to use that?:)

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